GALLERIES
BATMAN - Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!
(May/June 2005)
Page 38
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 JurassicPork: And millions of refrigerators and shitty grade school art projects across the nation rejoice. |
gleeb: I like the pale, washed-out kid's reaction. Has he never seem a magnet before? By the way, I can't remember ever buying a magnet in my life. Things that contain magnets, sure, but just buying a magnet by itself, no. |
 Indomitus: LIFT AN ENTIRE BASEBALL TEAM WITH YOUR GROIN! |
GlitterRock: YOU CAN SUPPORT 1,000 POUNDS -- WITH YOUR D*CK! |
GlitterRock: Sooooooo.... 2/5's of the AMAZING SECRETS! involve tearing things in half, then? |
GlitterRock: CANADIAN & FOREIGN ADD 25¢ PER BOOK AND NONE OF THAT FUNNY NON-AMERICAN MONEY NEITHER -- OR WE'LL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND TEAR ALL YOUR TELEPHONE BOOKS IN HALF! |
elKapitan: *Tear Webster's Dictionary in half *Tear stack of t-shirts in half *Tear an entire oak tree in half *Tear Mt. Everest in half *Tear the things you've already torn in half in half again *Tear the quarter pieces in half *TEAR! TEAR! TEAR! TEAR! IN HALF! IN HALF! IN HALF! IN HALF! *Tear youself in half |
elKapitan: WARNING!!! Do NOT tear Happy Fun Ball in half. It will probably be interpreted as taunting Happy Fun Ball! |
JurassicPork: Who needs physical fitness? The way to winning a woman's heart and cowing bullies is to resort to cheap theatrical tricks, so order now! |
gleeb: Strong Man tricks! Like installing puppet governments! Haranguing crowds! Sabre rattling! Write today to: H Bormann, Box 274, Montevideo, Uruguay. |