GALLERIES
BATMAN - Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!
(May/June 2005)
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 ElectraAlan: Call Ken Starr. He knows all about putting the cream of manhood through a grueling examination. gleeb: Finally the nation will be safe from roving gangs of mannequins! | |
Nyssa23: I like a bit of whipped cream of manhood myself. Especially with strawberries. MrAtomik: ... and the examination reveals a low sperm count... probably due to those briefs he wears. | |
 Zee: "...Alex Gariepy?" "Too Canadian." "PrezGAR?" "No, he insists on having that pink harem- not becoming of a superhero." "Zee?" "Failed the drug test." "Ah... wait, what's this... Batqueen? Robin, get the phone." SweetHeart666: "...Dah-VEED Jones" "Too short. NEXT!!" "...Miguel Nesmith" "Too Southern. NEXT!!" "...Pedro Tork" "Too Pussified. NEXT!!" "...Jorge Miguel Dolenz" "Face looks like a gorilla. NEXT!!" | |
DiscoBoy: "Sorry, not athletes or detectives. Go Fish!" RodRocket: "Rod Rocket?" "He's just a boy genius. We're not looking for sidekicks!" | |
TheDiva: "TheDiva?" "The whole mace thing's too medieval." Dita DuPave: "Dita DuPave?" "Why bother, she forgets too much," | |
Gray Zombie: The Gray Zombie? "His name already sounds like a pulp novel character." LauraPowers85: "How about this- his name's Ace, and he's already been doing the superhero gig for a while." "No good, Batman, he has a sidekick called Gary, and whereever Ace goes, Gary goes." "Dang." |