GALLERIES
BATMAN - Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!
(May/June 2005)
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 JurassicPork: "What about Zorro?" "He fell in love and sought quality of life." (BIFF!)  zephyr: Why yes Senator Palpatino, your wish is my command. | |
Zee: "...oh, and this new BATMAN must change me and wipe me and never, ever look behind my charcoal portrait of Patrick Swayze." GlitterRock: Robin: "El Presidente, I would be more than happy to remain in your country and fight crime as Mantegua's official superhero!" "... ... ... As I said, Batman, we would really like it if you could train another Batman for us!" | |
ElectraAlan: While you're at it, train another colorist. gleeb: "…especially order." | |
 Indomitus: "And I want to see Salma Hayek's breasts one last time before I die." Zee: "...I'd also like to see Betty White delivered to my bondage, but that's neither here nor there." | |
RodRocket: "And I wouldn't mind looking at that Carl's Jr commercial with Paris Hilton a few more times." * *Hardee's, for you folk East of the Rockies. ElectraAlan: Too much bondage! Too much bondage! Not enough discipline! | |
YibbleGuy: "ALAS, I ONLY HAVE A POLICE FORCE, A BLOODTHIRSTY MILITIA, AND AN ARMY THAT OBEYS MY EVERY COMMAND. ONLY YOU CAN DEFEAT EL PAPAGAYO, FOR YOU HAVE A MASK, A PAIR OF TIGHTS, AND A TEENAGE BOYFRIEND." RonnieDobbs: Soooo is he talking to us through the porthole of a ship, or looking down on us through a manhole cover, or is he on the front of a box of Cracker-Jacks.......? |