GALLERIES
BASEBALL TONIGHT
(May 2004)
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 Trin Tragula: Splendid idea. Make them run further. Extend the bases into the stands. The new fourth base could be in the first row of seats, fifth base right by the entrance, sixth base in the middle of the concourse, seventh base in the queue for the ladies, eighth base in the gents, ninth base behind the bar, tenth base at the turnstiles, and then the concourse again, entrance again, front row again, home plate. You could also have one base permanently affixed to a random vendor worth triple runs or something if the batter managed to find it.  daupstart: "You Won't Need No Steenking Bat." Diana Luna: ....helps you out when you start to think about baseball! | ||
gleeb: Because if you could, you wouldn't be sittin' around watching a ball game.  AgentMoldy: When asked later why he played the game on his knees, Omar replied, "I just wanted to see what it would've felt like for Hervé Villechaize." JurassicPork: "...and Lawton makes the strong throw to Billy Barty at first..." | ||
 YibbleGuy: "Andruw is luading thu luaguu in runs battud in. Hu is also a thruu-timu Goldun Glovu winnur ...."  JurassicPork: /~/ You must remember this; / A whiff is just a miss / A slide is just a sliiiide! /~/ AgentMoldy: Joe Isuzu on baseball: "The Royals will win it all! Would I lie to you?" | ||