GALLERIES
BASEBALL TONIGHT
(May 2004)
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 DiscoBoy: o/~ "Tragedy tomorrow -- baseball tonight!" o/~ GizM: Is that like the old show "Internet Tonight"? Because if it is, will they have Leo Laporte throwing the first CPU of the game? ========== "You jerk. I said I wanted Stove Top tonight!"  TheDiva: COKE IS THE ANTICHRIST. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. | ||
 Indomitus: "Looks like we have Guerrero doing the pee-pee dance on first. If they don't bring him in soon, he just may wet 'em." "So true, so true. And that would be the third time today. An especially bad omen for the Angels after Escobar dropped trow and went on second base in the fourth inning." "The real kicker for me would have to be when their pitching coach drained it in the warm-up cage. Now that was embarrassing." "Really. They gotta take it easy with that Gatorade."  meqal: Tonight's special guest baserunner is the 2D guy from Atari 2600 baseball. Indomitus: Centerfielder to Queen's Bishop 2. Checkmate. | ||
porpoise: By the time one finishes mowing the grass this way, it's time to cut it again.  TheDiva: And they celebrate with a minuet.  DiscoBoy: Now, there's a guy who's out fielding in his stands. | ||
 JurassicPork: "...and here, gentlemen, in frame 227 of the Zapruder tape, we see the shadowy figure of Steve Bartman emerging from the stands in right-center..."  DiscoBoy: "Mo Vaughn is farting! Scatter!"  meqal: You know the runner would have made it to second if he had not decided to run in slow motion for the highlight reel. |