GALLERIES
FREDDY VS. JASON
(May 2004)
Page 5
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 daupstart: American Idol: X-Treme Elimination. Once they douse you with the gasoline, you better start singin your damndest, baby. Dita DuPave: I think we now have a new cliche. Ethnic person must now taunt the killer while the others get away.  YibbleGuy: Some thought Freddy and Jason were evenly matched. But they didn't know about Freddy's secret weapon: The World's Largest Bratwurst. | ||
Dita DuPave: Not everyday you get whacked in the head with dildo from Brobdingnag.  xenographer: Evil. Vengeful. Unstoppable. Can pick up FM radio from two states away.  GlitterRock: Considering how much gas is per gallon, this scene alone could put the budget into "Lord Of The Rings" territory! | ||
 Indomitus: "Oh! A wise guy!" *poke* "Nyuck nyuck nyuck!"  meqal: You know Jason, I'm tired of all this senseless killing. What do you say we go to Vegas and start a lounge act together? daupstart: "Woah! Hold on, hold on! Isn't that Marcellus' briefcase?" "[Oooooo... Ahhhhh]" | ||
 Indomitus: Aaaaannnnd... He's promptly eaten by Jaws.  TheDiva: Just when you thought it was safe to be a Royalist, this summer it's..."Freddy vs. The French Revolution" PrezGAR: "Foster Papa Gray! Jason get new bowling ball!" |