
![]() elKapitan: Just when you thought it was safe to be The One, this summer it's "Jason vs. The Matrix." ![]() TheLurker: And that's when Jason knew that Regan McNeil was the girl for him... ![]() Cyberbeast: "Jason not know." That's close enough, slime him! | ||
![]() TheDiva: "Suddenly Jason have refreshing mint flavor..." ![]() daupstart: "Franks & Beeeeaaaaannnnssss!....." <Splosh!> ![]() Indomitus: (old educational film style) "...good hygiene dicta-(film jumps)-should clean their beaver thoroughly on a daily basis. We don't want any nasty fun-(film jumps)-now do we? Remember: A clean beaver is a happy beaver, especially one that's stuffed." | ||
![]() Indomitus: "Way to go, Scoob. Now we're stuck in the mud!" "Ri'm rorry, Raggy." ![]() PrezGAR: "Jinkies, guys, hold it down up there." Just ignore them, babe. And keep it down, or the other Capper guys will come looking for you. ![]() daupstart: "A bit too much chlorine in the pool... y'think?..." | ||
![]() Coakley: "It sure is lucky we stumbled upon this old, abandoned summer camp." "Sure is, Mr. Borgnine." ![]() Gray Zombie: In this place they spell trouble, "T-R-U-B-I-L", and if you try to correct them, they kill you. ![]() daupstart: "You can chop up anything you want, but please... DON'T TOUCH THE BREASTS! I just got those done!" |