GALLERIES
FREDDY VS. JASON
(May 2004)
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 elKapitan: "...witnesses describe him as a slim man who appears to have had one too many plastic surgeries on his face. They say his nose is practically non-existent, and he likes grabbing his crotch..."  TheDiva: CRYSTAL LAKE SLASHER STARTING LIFE OVER WITH FOSTER FAMILY YET ANOTHER NEW PETITION AGAINST TAX LAW  TheDiva: Stare at a computer screen eight hours a day, this'll happen. | ||
 daupstart: Oh i just love when girls procede to break rule #2  daupstart: "OMG!! A psychopathic killer is slowly walking after me! I must show more cleavage! Nipple if possible! And I must find something to trip over for no apparent reason at all! It's the only way!"  Cyberbeast: "Jason am sorry...*sniff*...Blair Witch harder to find than Jason thought. JOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!" | ||
 Shockeye: Grammy answered the iron again.  daupstart: "I thought you said *you* bought the strap-ons."  daupstart: "Oops. Heh heh. Sorry. Snuck in the wrong window..." | ||
 GlitterRock: If necessary, her breasts can be used as a can-opener.  Gray Zombie: Glitter, what are you doing? "Adjusting your breasts, Eliza. They got all out of whack"  AlexGariepy: This movie has more balloons than a birthday party... |