GALLERIES
DOCTOR WHO - The Daleks, parts 3 & 4
(May 2004)
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 MrfnordTim: Susan is accosted by a homeless gamer: "Hey lady, spare an hour for a short dungeon crawl? I've got some dice in this box and I'm wearing a battle mat!" |  GlitterRock: "Grandfather, there's a Dalek at the door. He says he'll shovel our sidewalk for $8,000." "$8,000?!? That's a little steep! How about ten dollars?" "PLEASE-SIR-LET-GO-OF-THAT-TIGHT- GRIP-YOU-HAVE-ON-MY-BALLS. TEN-DOLLARS, YOU'RE-BREAKING-MY-BALLS, SIR." "How about $15?" "IT'S-A-DEAL!" |  MrfnordTim: Somehow it doesn't surprise me that "No Child Left Behind" involves disintegrating the ones that don't pass. |
 Coakley: YOU-WILL-HAVE-THIRTY-MINUTES- TO-COMPLETE-THE-TEST. MAKE-SURE-YOUR-NUMBER- TWO-PENCIL-IS-SHARPENED. FILL-OUT-THE-CIRCLES-COMPLETLY- OR-YOU-WILL-BE-EX-TER-MIN-A-TED. | MrfnordTim: "HERE-IS-MY-CHARACTER. SHE'S-AN-ELF-SORCERESS- WITH-AN-EIGHTEEN-CHARISMA!" "DUDE! WHY-DO-YOU-ALWAYS- HAVE-TO-PLAY-GIRLS?" |  GlitterRock: And now, 'The Crazy Old Man Show!" o/` Old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.... o/` |
 MrfnordTim: .oO(Hmm . . . a trail of Susan and Barbara's clothes, leading to Susan's bedroom, and I can hear both of them screaming inside. I wonder what could be going on here . . . ) | Indomitus: .oO(Gosh, floors sure are handy.) |  Indomitus: Better clear out. She looks like she could break out into a verse of "Papa Can You Hear Me" at any moment. |
 MrAtomik: Bumper sticker on the back reads "All the Parts falling off of this Dalek are of the Highest British Quality" |  Trin Tragula: "MUD-PACK, GUN-CLEAN-AND-PAINT-MY- PLUNGER-NAILS-PLEASE." | Mr Padgett: Again the Supreme Dalek gets plastered and falls eyestalk first into the bean dip. |