
![]() ElectraAlan: "Are we in a douche commercial, Jen-nay?" ![]() Cyberbeast: "Just do what?" ![]() PrezGAR: Super Hero In Training Happens? | ||
![]() TheDiva: If this were Oscar Wilde's car, it would be "WIT HAPPENS." A Skoal executive: "SPIT HAPPENS" On Queen Elizabeth II's entourage: "BRIT HAPPENS" A librarian: "LIT HAPPENS" An SNL performer: "SKIT HAPPENS" David Hasselhoff: "KITT HAPPENS" (okay, I'll stop now) ![]() ElectraAlan: Standard High Intensity Training happens. And if you think you don't have enough SHIT, just ask the government, and they will give you all the SHIT you could ever hope for. ![]() Gray Zombie: FORREST GUMP AND BIGFOOT HELPED CAPPERS SAVE DAY. QOUTE BIGFOOT, "GOONIE GOO GOO" | ||
![]() Cyberbeast: FORREST GUMP *IS* JESUS! CATHOLIC CHURCH CHANGES MOTTO TO "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES" ( ![]() TheDiva: FORREST IS THE REINCARNATION OF CHARLES MANSON! THE TERRIBLE TRUTH REVEALED INSIDE!!! ![]() gleeb: Go-Go Dancer Says: I WISH I HAD THAT PRETTY MIND BACK! | ||
![]() Dita DuPave: GOGO WISHED AT THE TIME SHE HAD HER BALL AND CHAIN O-REN COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT ![]() TheLurker: OTHER GO-GOS SAY: OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ![]() GlitterRock: It can't be any worse than last week's Weekly World News "FORREST GUMP AND BAT BOY TAKE DOWN AL-QUEDA" cover-story..... |