GALLERIES
FORREST GUMP
(May 2004)
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 TheDiva: Jeb went through every beer he could get his hands on, trying to find the one that made all the bikini-clad women to appear.  gleeb: At all times, he kept some clarified butter and garlic close at hand, should the call for scampi come.  Cyberbeast: Wow, this guy really *doesn't* know his ass from a hole in the ground. | ||
gleeb: "Oh, bother." elKapitan: "Hello Mr. Minh. Can I interest you in some shrimp?"  GlitterRock: "Jenny?!?" "Jedi, actually." | ||
TheDiva: .oO("Lose them in the Fire Swamp," my ass! That farmboy is SO dumped!) Coakley: "Moses, wait up!"  Gray Zombie: Welcome to the World Cap Off. And it looks like we've got an interesting match today, isn't that right, Tom. "That's right, George. Here in, Beijing, the Chinese top Capper, Som Dom Goy, will be competing against America's own, The Gray Zombie. This match should be very interesting." Yes, we should mention the match last week in Moscow, when Gray used a combination of "Underwear on the Ceiling" and "Good Food" caps against the Russian Capper, Slightly Peeved Rasputin. I wonder what Jason Leopold Voorhees' foster father will use tonight? | ||
elKapitan: "I'd be on the lookout for The Gray Zombie to bust out an 'oh HELL no'." "Good point Tom. He's overdue for one of those caps." PrezGAR: "And there's Zombie's cheering section. His lovely wife, Charisma Carpenter-Zombie, and their foster son, Jason Leopold Vorhees." "Have you checked her out in this month's Playboy?" "Oh yeah. Wait, what's Jason doing?" <slash, slash> <thud, thud>  Gray Zombie: Cool. Hey Glitter, your ejector seat for the wheelchairs work. |