
![]() TheDiva: You'd think on a spaceship, they'd want to be more specific... ![]() JurassicPork: Obviously, this ship was designed by Microsoft, Diva. ![]() AlexGariepy: "Push ALT-F4 to proceed." | ||
![]() MrAtomik: You Sank my Battle Ship! ![]() GersonK: "Let's see, carry the two, divide by 6. No, I suppose economically it doesn't make sense to send a single family on a deep space voayage." ![]() GlitterRock: "Quick, Will! To the WALL OF BUTTER!" | ||
![]() AgentMoldy: "The General Alarm? That's in case one of our cheese slices here is found to be of substandard milk content." ![]() The BitShifter: In the Salad Bar Nebula, the aliens wear sneeze-shields. ![]() AgentMoldy: Failed superhero #738: The Guacamole Dip Kid | ||
![]() YibbleGuy: "My sister's naked under her raincoat. For 50 cents, I'll show ya!" ![]() TheLurker: "Ooh, are you planning to jump the queen, my dear William?" "Yeah, why?" "Well, *I* am a queen..." ![]() GlitterRock: "Pawn takes pawn. Now off with the shirt." "But, Dr. Smith-- " "Now now, you know the number-one rule of Strip-Chess, William." (sigh) "Yes. 'Don't tell Mom and Dad.'" "Er, yes. Well, the second rule then. 'Lose a piece, lose a piece." |