GALLERIES
CALL ME: THE RISE AND FALL OF HEIDI FLEISS
(April/May 2004)
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 LauraPowers85: "Why do you have a half a pack of lifesavers in your pants?"  daupstart: "Lessee... 3/4 cup of salt, 1/2 stick of margerine, chopped vegitables, 2 floating human heads, some parsely...."  daupstart: "Mah daddy taught me ev'rthang there is ta know about pediphiles." "Heh heh, you got that right there, sweety." <pinch> | ||
 Gray Zombie: Sweet Jesus, Ying. The hell do I have to do to dial out on this phone?  Gray Zombie: Ok, if the back seat of the limo is filled with empty MacDonald's bags, it's Meqal's. If it has a disco ball, it's GlitterRock's. If it has Johnny Depp tied up, the ladies are sharing the limo. TheDiva: If there's chocolate residue and claw marks on the upholstry, it's mine. | ||
Dita DuPave: If it has guitar picks and empty mace holders, it's mine. PrezGAR: Not mine. Mine's gold plated with one of them 007 style multiple licence plate things. And a satellite dish on the back. TheLurker: If there's peanut butter stains on the backseat and 80s music playing on the radio 24/7, it's mine. | ||
tinaw: If there's classic R&B music playing and an apple martini dispenser is available, that would be mine. Kyrania: Not mine...mine has a pool in the back with Orlando Bloom tied up waiting for me, and a bottle of Wesson in the warmer. *drool* CindyMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TheDiva: You might want to talk to Laura about the Orlando part...  |