
![]() klutzka: "Listen closely.You laugh and you're dead. I wanna buy this toilet float and that Joyce DeWitt poster on the wall back there." ![]() daupstart: "Uhhh, Timmy! I found your hamster..." ![]() GlitterRock: "Give us all the money! Oh, and unwrap the cover off that porn mag... lemme see if it's worth stealing, too." | ||
![]() PrezGAR: "Bud" "Wies" "Arrrgh!" ![]() elKapitan: That looks more like a shrub to me. The house is behind the shrub. ![]() GlitterRock: You can take the man out of the sweet transvestite, but you can't take the sweet transvestite out of the man. | ||
![]() Coakley: Whoopi Goldberg dies 5 minutes into the movie. This is the best National Lampoon movie ever! ![]() PrezGAR: "Tell Dean Martin his lunch is ready." ![]() tinaw: Too my fan (I think) Love Kathy Griffin | ||
![]() TheDiva: Because your local police may take your fingerprints, but they won't take American Express. ![]() Cyberbeast: "Lousy, rotten, good-for-nothing, Metallica sons of bitches. I'll show them, I'm going to start my own band and call it MegaDeth." ![]() GlitterRock: "Fish!" "Today's fish is trout a la creme." *DING* "Fish!" "Today's fish is trout a la creme." *DING* |