GALLERIES
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
(April/May 2004)
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 TheDiva: FOOD, LODGING, HORRIBLE SLAUGHTER NEXT EXIT  elKapitan: "Jason sneak to pull towel off pretty girl for Uncle ElKap."  Gray Zombie: She ran fourteen miles, through the woods, jumped over several obstacles, and the towel never came off. I wrap a towel around me, take one step out of the bathroom and the damn thing falls off. | ||
 GlitterRock: o/` Jason seen blue skies, through tears in eyes.... And me realize, Jason am going home.... o/`  TheLurker: "Yes, it was the middle one."  Gray Zombie: Jason Leopold Vorhees, I told you not to run around with that machete. Now look at you. Well, young man, you can just sit there....and there.....and there.....and think about what you've just done. | ||
 GlitterRock: "The U.S. Army thanks you, Tiffani Thiessen. You've sexxed each man in the platoon, and morale's never been higher! Here's the $200 you were promised."  elKapitan: Just when you thought it was safe to hold people in prison without charging them of anything, this summer it's "Jason vs. Guantanamo Bay."  wd40: Man, when Inflatable Wanda goes flat, all of the romance goes out of the relationship! | ||
 TheLurker: As frustrating as it is for you guys, you gotta admire how Glitter can do such precise editing.   GlitterRock: OOH! It's the limited-edition "Hot Monkey-Sex Luke Skywalker, In Bespin Fatigues" figure from Hasbro!  GlitterRock: It'll cut through a half dozen camp counsellors -- and will STILL be sharp enough to cut through a tomato! |