GALLERIES
Leftovers - April to June 2006
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 dubyad4d: Cher, honey, it's me, your plastic surgeon. Baby. if we do one more lift, you're going to have a goatee and be mastubating every time you gargle! |  eber3: Faster! That Spider Monkey is still clinging to the side. |  Zee: No, Charisma, if you want to attract Zee, wear the marijuana-leave print dress. If you want to attract Gray, take it off. |
 Zee: Um, Willow? We found this in your room...  . |  daupstart: "Now you're next challenge is not just to lie in a grave. I failed to mention you have to get in the coffin and lie down with the exhumed, rotted corpse of Nosferatu for 5 whole hours. The contestant to do that successfully will advance to the next round for a shot at $50,000. But be careful not to get any cuts or nicks or anything that can get blood on his corpse. He'll come back to life and bite the hell outta you and we'll have to end up killing you both, okay? So Todd, by random selection your first. You feel up to it buddy?!" "Yeah man! $50,000! WOO!!" "Well let's get your stupid ass-- I MEAN... stupendously brave ass in that coffin, buddy!" | jackrouters: "He was a good fish..." |
Zee: Robert Englund doesn't know what to make of this lap dance... but he knows he wants his twenty bucks back. |  Zee: "'Git. noun: a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; see also: rotter, dirty dog, rat, skunk, stinker, stinkpot, bum, puke, crumb, lowlife, scum bag, so-and-so.' Ah, so that's what everyone's been calling be for the last thirty years." | daupstart: "And it says "The demon shall then arise from its prison with a black, vile hatred that can melt the flesh from the bone of any mortal with a mere touch. And the in the two thousandth and six year after the death of the Son of Man, trumpets of Babylon will resound across the entire world and the demon will then getabubba mummble bleh blo....zzzzz ZZZZZ... zzzzz--" "Giles. GILES!" "Hm! What?! Oh, s-sorry about that. Where was I now?... "Ripped his head off with rusty plyers and" no, no. Um, "shoved the staff of Moses straight up his" no, no. That wasn't it either. Now where was that passage?..." |
 Shadarus: "She's telling the truth... at least she thinks she is." "Of course I'm telling the truth, who would make up a story like that?" | daupstart:  |  dubyad4d: I got the butt plug and the porn, are we going to do this thing? |