
![]() Zee: .oO(...I did that fucking lesbo scene with Naomi Watts... she gets Oscar nominations... big blockbuster movies... what the fuck do I get? Huh? WHEN IS IT LAURA HARRING'S TURN?) "Hello, welcome to the Cracker Barrel, may I seat you in the smoking or non-smoking section tonight?" | ![]() ChaosWolf1982: S. Claus, Texas Ranger. | ![]() TheSpaceToast: John Denver: Texas Ranger |
![]() Zee: Three seconds before being picked up by Bill & Ted. | ![]() scypha: Ah, nothing goes great with cheap whiskey than a day old tortilla. | ![]() TheSpaceToast: And... Hitler. Just at random. |
![]() daupstart: oO(Ah'm gon' open me a rotisserie chicken resturant. Yeah... that's what Ah'm gon' do...)Oo | ![]() Zee: "ME AM BIZZARRO CLEAVANT DERRICKS!" | ![]() daupstart: "I still luv you, Britney Spears..." |
![]() daupstart: & Local Moonshiners | ![]() YibbleGuy: First of all, it should be "Oak GLEN"--"Glenn" is a person's name, a "glen" is a valley that could conceivably have oaks in it. Or, if it's run by a *guy* named Glenn, then you have to get rid of the "Oak"--I'm pretty sure they're not trying to imply that he's "Glenn--The Guy You Get Your Oaks From." And "Farm Dairy"?! My uncle used to work on a Farm Dairy, but they laid him off, and he ended up working at a "Mart-Wal." And, you might want to close up the serif on that "O"--it looks like "Aak" ... which is what I said when I saw "Oak Glenn Farm Dairy." And, with all the trouble they went to for the natural wood look, what's up with the BLUE roof? And another thing .... That's all we have time for today, but, tune in tomorrow, for another episode of "YibbleGuy--The Anal-Retentive Capper" .... | ![]() gleeb: I think Glenn just has a wooden leg, and wants to assure folks that his goat's milk doesn't come from animals that are scavenging a city garbage dump. Either that or all the moonshine has turned his brains into squeeze cheese. |