GALLERIES
Leftovers - April to June 2006
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 gleeb: The presents are a decoy. Burl is working for a syndicate of polar bears. |  Mattteus: oooh yeah, Will Ferrell's hairless ass |  eber3: ...so I took the ice pick and jammed it in her eye. Then I said "there bitch that'll teach you not to starch my dress shirts!" and then I twisted it untill she puked blood! |
Mattteus: this must be the elves' sex shop, there's kinky S&M toys hanging on the wall... |  Mattteus: ewww his nose is engorging! |  eber3: oO(oh no, my balls froze to the lake.)Oo |
 YibbleGuy: "The Mirror would like to apologize for mistakenly using a photo of Mary-Kate Olsen to illustrate this story. But I mean, hey, come on--if a girl does enough coke, they ALL end up looking pretty much like Mary-Kate Olsen." | Indomitus: Is she a Garbage Pail Kid now? | JMShearer: Weren't they both before? |
 eber3: YAAAYYYY! I earned my red wings! | Shadarus: Red Wings give you bull! *wait, that's not right somehow...* | Indomitus: That's not red cloth. That's puppet blood. He just murdered King Friday. |