
![]() Mattteus: surprised she doesn't have conjunctivitis from her hair always poking her eye | ![]() Mattteus: G.L.O.A. the Gorgeous Ladies of Auchwitz | ![]() Mattteus: her breasts look like a pair of black hooves |
![]() Shadarus: Wow... SuperSUPER Absorbency! | ![]() Mattteus: that's a bit too much expansion, you can't keep that thing in your underwear | ![]() Mattteus: ribbed for her pleasure |
![]() jammer427: "You're gonna put this where?" | ![]() Zee: Hey, the chrome-plated megaphone of destiny! | ![]() Mattteus: went to the hair dresser and said 'can you make my hair look like skunk cabbage?' |
![]() jammer427: "Sorry that I'm late. I had some trouble at Dairy Queen." | ![]() Zee: He's got hair like a pinched-off turd! | ![]() tinaw: "My hairdresser and I broke up." |