
![]() Matteus: with the help of Gillette Blue Blade razors we've been able to splice together Ben Affleck and Arnold Schwarzeneggar! | ![]() Ragbot: Dey wuz tawkink about shavink or sumtink... | ![]() kilroy105: Ah, nothing like fresh Colombian. Hell, it worked for Juan Valdez. |
![]() robofreak: New Spud Groomer! When you want your potatoes to look "After 5" sharp! And how! | ![]() teambanzai: Look I'll tell you anything you want man just put the brush and peach down. Come on man haven't you heard of the Genevia Conention? | ![]() kilroy105: "Any suggestions, Coach?" "Needs more cork." |
![]() YibbleGuy: His American League record for "Highest Percentage Of E's In His Name" still stands. | ![]() psychomorph: "Hey, you got porn on my chocolate bar!" | ![]() AgentMoldy: How Pee Wee eats a Reese's? If this involves a movie theater, then I don't wanna know. |
![]() zee: You've got chocolate in my child pornography! You've got child pornography in my chocolate! | ![]() robofreak: We have the technology. We can rebuild it. Add too many blades. | ![]() JoeCrow: Your weight....248....Your fortune........The only thing you should put in your mouth is a gun |