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 Dante83: WWII condom rations. Thank god these were faulty or dad would never have been born. |  Dante83: "Look, kids. There go my youth and dreams. Yours will follow soon." |  Dante83: "You won't believe this, but I think I just proved Sandy Duncan shouldn't exist." |
Tommys_Dad: "Euraka, I've invented Bacon Bits!" |  Dante83: A lawsuit in every can! |  Dante83: "I'd say 'Thank God It's Friday' but ever since they took 'Full House' off the air, every day is just a gaping black chasm of rotting disappointment and pain." |
 Tommys_Dad: Early nuclear plants were controlled by Spirograph. (Hi D83.) |  Tommys_Dad: Ed loved his job so much, he'd occasionally turn back the clock and repeat a whole shift. |  zee: *snooooooort* |
 rickubis: Only if the dumpster is full. |  rickubis: Sometime, the washing machine...she break. Whattaya gonnado? |  rickubis: Best to give the sign painter that raise. Otherwise all the signs will say "your f**ker". |