Inventing Situations Last Day, part 1: Send in the Clowns (1 am to 5 am), Page 20

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Kota:
We've secretly switched this squirrel's brain, with Paris Hilton's brain. Let's see if she knows what to do with these nuts! (Hell, the squirrel could run for president in this country)

Kota:
We've secretly wired 2000 volts of "High Amperage" electricity to this grid. Let's see that fuzzy little fart get out of THIS one! (Hey D.O.)

Kota:
We secretly hit this squirrel over the head with a baseball bat, and took HIS nuts.

dark_one:
Well, now I feel ready to train any squirrels that come my way! (howdy Kota!)

Kota:
Why did these kids decide to use the dead squirrel for a "speed bump?" (Because, THAT'S what squirrels are FOR)

Kota:
Mortimer was the first reported case of "Ear Aids" in the U.S. (They say he got it from "Listening to assholes)

JMShearer:
*cue Doctor Who theme.*

Kota:
Good, good.... you all did really well in "Dropping Phone Calls." For tomorrow, practice talking with a non-existing foreign accent!

Kota:
...and THIS is your brain after watching a "State Of The Union Speech".... any questions?

dark_one:
Sweet screaming Jesus on a wheat cracker, no wonder everyone in the 70's smoked weed and dropped acid - it was the only way anything made sense!

dark_one:
Bill Clinton's red phone in the oval office was the only one ever equipped with "party lines"

JMShearer:
"Does it hurt when I do this?"

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Kota: We've secretly switched this squirrel's brain, with Paris Hilton's brain. Let's see if she knows what to do with these nuts! (Hell, the squirrel could run for president in this country)	Kota: We've secretly wired 2000 volts of "High Amperage" electricity to this grid. Let's see that fuzzy little fart get out of THIS one! (Hey D.O.)	Kota: We secretly hit this squirrel over the head with a baseball bat, and took HIS nuts.
dark_one: Well, now I feel ready to train any squirrels that come my way! (howdy Kota!)	Kota: Why did these kids decide to use the dead squirrel for a "speed bump?" (Because, THAT'S what squirrels are FOR)	Kota: Mortimer was the first reported case of "Ear Aids" in the U.S. (They say he got it from "Listening to assholes)
JMShearer: cue Doctor Who theme.	Kota: Good, good.... you all did really well in "Dropping Phone Calls." For tomorrow, practice talking with a non-existing foreign accent!	Kota: ...and THIS is your brain after watching a "State Of The Union Speech".... any questions?
dark_one: Sweet screaming Jesus on a wheat cracker, no wonder everyone in the 70's smoked weed and dropped acid - it was the only way anything made sense!	dark_one: Bill Clinton's red phone in the oval office was the only one ever equipped with "party lines"	JMShearer: "Does it hurt when I do this?"