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Meet Harold. Harold is a perfect square, evenly divisible by 2, 3, 4, 8, and 12. |
"Hi. Welcome to Palm Springs, home of mid-century design and lesbian golf." |
"You're gonna stay here and milk the cows, do you hear me?? You are NOT going to some lesbian golf tournament in Palm Springs." "But DAD...." |
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Buying silverware? Sheesh, what ever happened to getting the girl blind drunk and then taking her to bed? |
*sniff* I'm sorry, I don't see a fruiting knife, a gazpacho spoon, or a third-course fork. I simply shall not be attending this finishing school. |
These were very popular gifts at weddings before the advent of edible underwear. |
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This archeological find really has the potential to transform the way we've thought about Australeopithicus Man. |
Well, first you start with the fangs, then you draw the monocle and the high black collar, and then... D'OH! |
[Caravaggio's voice off-screen]: "Okay, got my easel set up. You can bring in the naked boy now." |
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... before the cosmetic surgery. |
aka BOX OFFICE GOLD |
That is one sexy septic tank! (bye, DD) |
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