The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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gleeb: This is gonna be the biggest Home Depot yet!	amycamus: Bernard Maston's device for catching x-ray sonar bats. (mjt.org/exhibits/depmori/depmori.html)	amycamus: "So we're finally agreed, then? One extra large pepperoni, one extra large mushroom and black olive, and a pitcher of Coke?"

gleeb: "Sure, we have a multi-billion dollar public works contract, but where's the love gone?"	AnastasiaBeaverhausen: "What do you think, Greenspan?" "I'll say... inflationary trend." "Show me... INFLATIONARY TREND!" /ding/	AnastasiaBeaverhausen: I know-- we'll build an exact replica of Rock Ridge!

Hinermad: (amy: how did you find that article? That's cool as heck!) NASA realizes it's cheaper to build a 600-mile high tower than it is to make the Shuttle safe.	Hinermad: They wanted to have a grand unveiling of the new plant, but somebody ordered a veil that was too small.	amycamus: "That champagne was for christening the ship, not for getting boozed up before the ceremony! Now get out!!"

zee: "Yes, I'm here today to finally reveal.. I was the model for the Droopy the Dog cartoon character." (driveby!)	Indomitus: "And this chart over here illustrates the stages of my er... um... final solution for ridding America of all those troublesome free thinkers."	AnastasiaBeaverhausen: Welcome to Texaco Performance At Lincoln Center. Tonight, "Election", a puppet show in 4 acts by Karl Rove. And there's the applause as the curtain rises...