The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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FryGirl: I *TOLD* you: relax. And LUBE. Lots and lots of LUBE.	FryGirl: "Tag! You're IT, steam iron! Ha ha!"	Indomitus: "Bill, your wife's on line 2. She wants to know what you did with that chiffon dress."

FryGirl: Meanwhile, at the Heywood Jablowme Memorial Telemarketing Center...	Indomitus: "Mr Ricardo." "Mr Hitchcock. Have you met my wife Lucy?" (Shanky!)	Indomitus: "And now, for a change of pace, I would like to SING this month's fiscal report..."

Indomitus: "Don't bother with the glass, barkeep. I'll just crawl over and drink it right from the tap."	Indomitus: Well, next time don't stick Mr Happy on the table saw, dumbass.	FryGirl: "Mind if I poke your man-boobs through your suit jacket?"

Shanky: "I'm gonna poke you REAL HARD!"	Indomitus: "And here, just below the 5th lumbar, is the flavor."	Shanky: "See? You ARE spineless!"