The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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Indomitus: Billy, having forgotten to take his medication, slams the window down repeatedly on the helpless fly...	CapMidnight: "Say, Bob... I just noticed we're /all/ wearing the /same/ color shirts!! What're the odds?!?"	CapMidnight: "Aha! I /knew/ it!! Saddam Hussein's phone! With 'Osama bin Laden' on /speed-dial number one/!!"

nineofnine: kinda like "it's a small world' ride, but ethnically cleansed	McFrenzy: My brain on Zippo lighter fuel. Any questions? "Yeah, was Zippo the Italian Marx brother?"	McFrenzy: Wait, you forgot to kiss Walter Cronkite goodnight.

freezer2: "but lord how come there was only one set of foot prints ?,is it because you carried me ?", "no I had to take a wizz behind that wall"	McFrenzy: The vortex of Hell can open up anywhere at anytime, so carry lots of Handi-wipes and be thankful Yogurt doesn't yet come in a can. (howdy, freezer)	jack_routers: "Quick, we gotta get this thousand gross of nylons in Hoover's office before 7am!

McFrenzy: Day 452, all bottles lined up in alphabetical order, except Titranaizeine, it was a bad bottle today and was sent to its' room. Day 453 looks promising, too.	Megaweapon: Mrs. Dahmer can't decide which body parts goes best with white wine	windsong27: Well, back where we come from we call this a Phillips screwdriver. Never heard of it being called a Fritz.