The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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meQal: Now I'm not talking about anything long term. Just 30 minuutes in the back room with you wife is all I ask if you expect to get this loan.	nashtbrutusandshort: As soon as they saw the dodgeballs, half the 10th graders ran to the nearby church and claimed "Sanctuary!" from the PE coach.	RodRocket: "Now, repeat after me.... 'I must! I must! I must increase my bust!' You try it for a few weeks and let me know."

RodRocket: "Oh, I remeber the first time I saw a nekkid woman. Aunt Jilly Mae had just finished her bath and had to step out to the hall closet for a fresh towel. Amazed I'm still hetero...."	nashtbrutusandshort: Temper your Christians by dunking them in cold water until the hissing and bubbling stops.	carbonbased: "Got enough air in there, mom?"

meQal: Actually all these seats are taken. You see I need a lot of room and I can't be slowed down by a dipshit like you.	Indomitus: Goofus plays games on the chalkboard, while Gallant studies dilligently. That's why Goofus has friends, and Gallant will be killing them all in a murder spree next year.	meQal: Yes, I have an announcement. Anyone who votes for me as class president will recive a free blowjob after gym class.

meQal: I want you to erite it 100 times on the board young lady. I will not solicite tricks in class without offering it to the teacher for free.	Indomitus: 2 minutes later he cracks his skull open trying to do a Mary Poppins into the drawing.	LauraPowers: "Stop that chalk drawing and sit back down. You're going to become a chimney sweep whether you like it or not!"