The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

Page 11

cambria36: Elizabeth Taylor's FIRST wedding....to Mickey Rooney	Indomitus: How many passengers will be killed in the accident? Do not use your calculator, and write all your calculations longhand on the paper provided. Good luck.	windsong27: Nothing satisfies a hungry working man like b-b-qed road kill cooked to perfection on a hot headgasket of a 62 Plymouth Hemi engine.

144b: SUNDAY ! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!! See Thrills! Thrills!! Thills!! At Fozbeck Speeeed-Wayyyy!!!	Indomitus: He's a prototype Jeff Goldblum.	youllbeshallow: because Los Angeles sure is old-country.

Indomitus: Kooo-roo koo-koo koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!!! How's it going, eh? I'm the new brewmaster here, eh, and we, like, make good beer and stuff, eh.	Indomitus: No, you idiot! I said agitators, NOT alligators! Get those things out of our beer!	Indomitus: ...It's called a "thermostat." (thanks)

nashtbrutusandshort: "I suggest you tell me who was behind the pantsing in third period, Jimmy. Don't make me call my friends on the House Un-American Activities Committee."	carbonbased: That mirror fell down eight years ago, but Ted still adjusts his tie there every morning.	nashtbrutusandshort: His eyes say "Go ahead, I'm listening," but his mind is saying, "I wonder how much is left in that bottle of bourbon in the file cabinet?"