The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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Meldrick: Pete helps himself out by a running dialog of self-narration in which he refers to himself in the 3rd person.	echostation: Ron was right. Pete COULD whip down his shorts and wave his junk at all the girls. "This will be easy," thinks Pete.	GersonK: ...but, before he can hit the water, the fabric of space and time rend themselves to consume Pete.

Meldrick: Pete is crippled for life when he lands on a partially submerged palm tree.	Indomitus: Oops. Pete hit the pavement. Bad luck for Pete.	Indomitus: "Nope... My bad. They're laughing at me. They will all die tonight."

echostation: "And Mr. Wells is looking at me with a strange gleam in his eye..." thinks Pete.	echostation: "You're right," says Pete. "I'll go get the vaseline."	GersonK: Cases in point : A new roll of toilet paper. Your underwear.

Tommys Dad: Chapter 3: Even More Marijuana	Indomitus: Well, New Coke wasn't good. And have you tried Crystal Pepsi? Spew! Thus shreads your pathetic philosophical assertion, screengrab. I taunt you with a superiority dance now.	Meldrick: Pay child support. Build a bomb shelter. Eat raw dog. After all, how will you know until you try?