The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

Page 4

Mr_Grant: 2286: Kirk is saved from being beheaded when the samurai is run over by Sound Transit light rail. Trains are delayed 40 minutes; "we're delivering a system on time & on budget" said a spokesperson.	Mr_Grant: ~Mayor Nickels, Peter O'Toole and arab nomads are stopping our train! ~He's anti-progress! Strip him to the waist and bring to my office for interrogation.	Mr_Grant: ~Peter O'Toole is responsible for our traffic mess! ~Mayor Nickels, take your thorazine and lie down...

Mr_Grant: Right... THERE. That's the perfect route for the new hyperspace bypass.	Mr_Grant: DoD Rules of Engagement, #2621: If the airport shuttle doesn't stop, just shoot at it.	Mr_Grant: "Look, I'm just driving a released hostage to the airp-" *GUNFIRE*

TyranosaurisRex: 'I really like that Steve Fossett millionaire adventurer guy. How about you honey?" "Yeah, he's kind of like an Evil Kneivel with a brain."	echostation: "The other 1/3 of us like to put our hamburger patties on the grill."	echostation: "1/3 use a vibrator..."

Indomitus: "Be a man, Billy. You killed those people, and now you have to fry for it. Light it up, warden."	KIPPAGE: "No.. Its your turn, He's in the Mary Poppins mood anyhow!"	KIPPAGE: "*Hic*.. Shay, aren't you the Boshh? *Hic*.. I.i.i...i I've only had Tea Martoonis for L-L-Lunchsh.. *Hic*"