The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2005

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Mr_Grant: If Notre Dame Cathedral had been located in Seattle: "What, it isn't finished YET? It's been tying up traffic for a whole two years!"	McFrenzy: Orville, we've got to do something else, we're depleting the world's resources of fancy norwegian words.	Mr_Grant: Area 51 is cleverly disguised as a secret military installation. (hey ws27)

Mr_Grant: "I, Larry Flynt, am proud to launch the destroyer escort USS Jeff Gannon. God bless her and all the men who sail in her. And I have the photos."	Mr_Grant: "No Ms Thomas, my new plan, Bocial Becurity Bribatization, has NOTHING to do with private accounts."	amycamus: We now return to that beloved French children's classic, "Madelaine Disrupts Giscard d'Estaing."

windsong27: First off I like to thank all of you for attending our meeting today, especially since we're not validating parking.	Mr_Grant: ~Go ahead Susie, tell the dittoheads why they should opt out of Social Security. ~Because 401Ks are a good deal. ~No Susie, you don't understand- ~Oh give me a break.	amycamus: Of course, the other side of the skateboard is just a skull.

TyranosaurisRex: That's right, we need to tighten up our boarders. No more Canadian beef, and let's see what we can do about them pesky geese while we're at it.	Mr_Grant: Cheap Canadian medicine is detained at the border because we "can't be sure it's safe." But tainted Canadian beef is welcome!	Mr_Grant: *<SKRIK>Attention passengers, we're now passing Lake Donner and the site of the Donner Party camp. Also, the dining car is now open.*