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Chef Boy-ar-dee Quality Test Control Sample #24224-21: Strands of Funghetti in with the Meetsa Ravioli. |
Try to sing *that*, Mary Poppins! |
I can tell the future from chicken entrails. From * these* entrails I can tell that this chicken will never cross another road. |
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The Braille Institute, the only admisions test is finding your way in. |
Satisfying your urge to kill while avoiding nasty sentences for homicide....Priceless. |
Owing to illness, tonight the part of June Cleaver will be played by Patrick Swayze... |
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Uh-oh. Looks like SOMEBODY'S gearing up to spread some moral hypocrisy. |
See, our washing machines are a tenth of an inch bigger than either Maytag or Norge. That's important to the the ladies, you know. |
Sure, it's geometrically sound, but can it hold up to the pressure of overdue credit card interest rates?! |
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"Artoo-Deetoo, it is you, IT IS YOU!" |
The ill-fated sequel to "Twelve Angry Men", "Three Sloshed Buddies in the Kitchen." |
U.S. Government Film, 1942: "Your Japanese-American Neighbor: Off For a Long Holiday in the Country." |
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