Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004
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~0"The Clock isn't right, its supposed to be 3 am not 2 am,, or wait a minute, do we set them back at 2 or 3 or do we set them back to 1..?"0~ |
I told you it was spring forward you idiot. Now you've gotten fired and here I'm stuck helping you pack all your crap. |
Call this Number and help this Man find a Job where time doesn't matter, He was fired for not springing to work... |
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Jerry's initial reaction when He ran over a watch salesman who had forgotten that his bus ran on standard time all year long , wrong place, wrong time... |
Little did Ethel know that every day, every night the lampshade sat there watching. Plotting. Waiting for the right moment to strike. |
<Phone Voice> "This is information, the time is..... is.... Just a minute...!" |
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"You know my love for you is timeless." "You forgot to move your clock forward and got fired didn't you?" |
"Say, is that a new watch? Can I see it?" "I told you, if you can't remember whether to go forward or back, I'm NOT going to help you." |
I promise you honey, one day I will figure out this time change thing. |
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"I think We got Gypped.. There isn't hardly any topping on this Pizza..!" |
Next time, Hercules, DON'T FORGET THE K-Y JELLY . |
Smarm: 100% ... and a close, smooth one say the judges ... |
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