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America's Funniest Home Video's projectile puking special: the moment of truth. |
OK, just relax and we'll have you out of here in 2 minutes. Three tops. |
'Just a couple of more turns and your Head will be fully screwed into place Mrs. Cranston!" |
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put an APB out for one doogie houser MD |
"How much did you pay her to do that J.B...?" |
"...And Why didn't you believe Him when He said there was a 500 pound Gorilla in the Bathroom?" |
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Let's see... spring back, fall forward.... lean forward, fall back.... darn it I just can never remember which way to turn the clocks! |
"I think its Spring Sideways and Fall on Yer butt Henry... Do you remember?" |
Look damnit, I'm telling you it's spring up, fall down! |
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"O.K., O.K., Spring Forward and Fall Back... I Gotcha.. Sheesh, Whatta Groucho..!" |
*click* "Information" "Yes, which way do I turn my clock tonight?" "Um... hold please." *click* {dial tone} |
Forward, backward. Who cares? Either I get to work an hour early and get a pat on the back, or I'm an hour late and I get fired. I really don't care. |
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