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Say what you will, but Bing Crosby can whip up a mean quiche. |
The school field trip to the witch's gingerbread house ended tragically. |
A horrible opening line at a singles bar. |
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Every Spring he must satisfy his uncontrollable fetish of sticking tulip bulbs into his pants. |
So after I crawled out of the TV set I lurched menacingly up to a hair salon and thought, "Why not?" |
Little Known Fact: After dark on Sesame Street, the letter pushers and the number prostitutes come out. |
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Nothing worse than going through the Depression with clingy pants. |
Even goths are cute when playing pokey-shove. (Um... all?) |
This Gargoyle was later arrested for performing a lewd and lascivious act |
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"Finally, after hours of exhaustive forensics we have concluded that this is quite difinately your right hand." |
Anything's good if it sits on a Ritz. mmmmmmmmmmmm... good cracker!! |
Urban cameoflage has been taken to new *levels* of fashon |
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