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Tragically, they didn't read the fine print on the label that said "Swiffers not for use in cleaning horse poo". |
A RARE BUT VIVID IMAGE OF R2d2 's LEFT TESTICLE |
THE FIRST WORDS TO COME OUT OF THE BABY COMPUTERS MOUTH?...'' DATA'' |
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"The Severely wounded go to floor six, the Disease ridden go to floor Twelve, The Mangled torn up ones go to the Kitchen, we cut corners like everyone else!" |
Tonight on Scare Tactics: film of Pauley Shore's unsuccessful audition for " Puppetry of the Penis " . |
"Hello. I'm Satan's left nut, and I'm here to say I'm so proud of Mel Gibson right now." |
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Whom? (hi, all) |
Hey, who spilled rice on the map? |
"So that night I was discussing global political dynamics with my wife, when... oh, crap, a National Geographic camera!... CAW! CAW! *poop*" |
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Yes....yes it's true...I was surgically altered to allow my eyebrows and mustache to move in perfect harmony!! Muhahaa |
Hey Bob...do you like movies about Gladiators? |
suddenly Australia realized that the other continents were ganging up on it |
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