The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

Page 89

meQal: You know my favorite meat is sausage. Ask my husband about how I can swollow a kelbasa.	Indomitus: Nice tattoo, Sally.	meQal: Now we come to my favorite part of the program where I freak the hell out and stab a member of my crew with a carving knife.

meQal: Remember to keep a pamplet handy at all times so you too can look like a know it all bitch.	Darthdemona: These pamphlets will show you how eating meat will reveal God's plan for you.	Indomitus: If you have to keep a baseball bat handy to beat back the casserole, maybe it's time to clean out the fridge.

Indomitus: "Jusht a bit more sherry... maybe a little bit more... more... and we drink the rest." *thud*	Darthdemona: Remember, your hands should be at least six inches away from the prepared meat at all times.	meQal: Remember that it is impolite to eat with your vibrator on the table.

Indomitus: Certified USDA Choice. You can't beat our meat.	meQal: Anal Clipper? WTH?!?!?!?	BoyHowdy: Water bottle between her thigs, JLH reaches for the lube, and across the country adolescent boys all spontaneously combust.