The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

Page 88

YibbleGuy: Two out of every 4,000,000 flies prefer the missionary position.	MrAtomik: and now its time for Tap dancing with Calista Flockheart	Indomitus: After munching on the Pop Rocks and sipping the Mountain Dew, the fly suddenly explodes in midair with a loud POP.

meQal: Man this dungeon looks just like a giant fly.	Indomitus: For only $3500 down (and $750 cash back), you can have the new 2005 FLY! Just look at that trunk space!	YibbleGuy: o/` And we were glowin' like a maggot on the edge of a knife/ Glowin' like a maggot on the edge of a knife ..." o/`

icecountry: Fear me! Not cause of my ugly vampiric face, but my horrible gold lame jacket.	YibbleGuy: "We call them 'Sedimentation Ponds', because it sounds so much better than 'Shitholes'."	Darthdemona: "This is the part that makes it taste good. It's also the part that gets lodged in your arteries and kills you."

Darthdemona: Um...why is one of this woman's hands so much more tan than the other one?	YibbleGuy: "Maybe my Meat Encyclopedia will explain why my right hand is African-American and my left hand is Caucasian."	Indomitus: Milk... eggs... bread... bang the mailman... bacon... beer... jump the pool boy...