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The New Jersy Toxic Waste Wonderland experienced a 3.6 on the Ricther Scale temblor at noon today . . . (meQ. tina me cutie, da_up, and mr. gleeb!) |
Here at Beach Bum Motels we can offer single and double accomadations. |
The public stoning of terrorist teachers and uppity women will begin after this stirring rendition of Stars and Stripes Forever by the Marine Corps Band! |
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"How'd your hand get blistered, anyway?" "Well, uh..." "OK, drop your pants." |
For all you fans of filo dough. |
(Mmmm, blaklava....I'm definately a pfilophile) |
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"Mm-hm. Yes. Yes, we know he spelled it p-f. Yes, it was a typo. Mm-hm." |
"Get used to it. Deodorant won't be invented for another 400 years." |
"Filophile Hotline. How can I help you?" |
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I told you never to side with anyone against the filo, Fredo. *BANG* |
Needing to make quota, the Tooth Fairy starts pulling healthy teeth. (hiya, Indo) |
After the noir crash, dicks, shamuses, and gumshoes were out of work all over the country... |
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