Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004
Page 79
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Yes, that's right, we'll deliver entire crates of pre-hatched eggs directly to the door of your mobile home. |
I lovethe Museum of Crazed Loners (drive by) |
...and as an added bonus, for every carton of pre-hatched eggs you buy, we'll give your bedridden quadraplegic grampa a free hernia exam. |
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Now emasculate him with your incessant nagging... [women, you know what I mean, huh?] |
Found it a week later under a pile of fettucini alfredo. |
After this, laws were created to limit the size of billboards on the side of the road |
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As God is my witness, I'll never go grungy again! |
"I said NO WIRE HANGERS!!!" "No, mommy dearest, No!!" <TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!> "AGGGRHHH!!" |
Faceless drones and replaceable workers, unite! Cogs Across America needs you! |
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"[ Submit. Conform. Accept. Submit. Conform. Accept. Submit.... ]" |
" Now watch closely as the executive vice-president of human resources deftly flings his booger onto the back of the finance and accounting managers head." |
<sob> <sniff> "This is the best funeral ever..." |
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