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"My top is ribbed for my pleasure." |
I'd always wondered what happened to that mechanical owl from Clash of the Titans. They hollowed him out and made him a spaceship. |
"Ignore all the buttons and lights, they are all meaningless. This lever is the only thing that can make it go." |
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"I wish you'd stop saying 'engage' every time I make a turn." |
"Captain's log, star date 24158..." "Hey that's my line!" |
"Into the theatre everyone. We've got worm sign. (sigh, it just doesn't have the same appeal)" |
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Number 1 ! Number 1 ! Number 1 ! "What is it, sir?" Nothing, Commander....except I gotta take off this stupid suit and do number 1 ! |
*scottish brogue* "I'm givin' her all she's got, Cap'n but there's a crack in the dilithium crystals! I've got to have at least 2 hours!!" |
Dang! Every time I come to this barber shop, there's 17 people in line ahead of me. I can't wait any more...this head of hair is a forest! |
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"Oh crap, a pool party. How can I pull this off without everyone finding out about my hair?" |
"And that's when I almost defeated Doug and Bob McKenzie." |
Not to be out-done by Janet, Madonna shows her navel at a basketball game. |
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