Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004
Page 70
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"They left a minty olive on the pillow, just how I like it." |
"This is my atio! Notice there's no 'P' on it!" |
"Well....a hacksaw IS a better way, but then you'd have to walk about on bloody stumps." |
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...except for cutting off your foot and burning it in a perverse ritual, which can be quite fun, actually. |
"The red pill or the blue pill, Mister Anderson?" |
"..and then I stuck the live wire to my tongue, like so..." |
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"Think I should pop this? |
The invasion is minty fresh. (c-yas to everybody leaving) |
Falling from an airplane? No parachute? Try new improved DayQuil. |
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The sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, why-am-I-seeing-vapor-trails medicine. |
"Try not to look so squirrely, son. And get out a couple dollar bills. They'll give you more attention if they can see the money." |
Cross dressing Hobbits, on the next 60 minutes, |
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