The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

Page 30

Amon: Yes, they can both do the mashed potato. But can they do the twist?	gleeb: You know, I'm trained in laying on of hands...	GizM: Thorn Birds 1956

SunSinner: Get a cup of Paul Sanka to keep you perky in the morning.	YibbleGuy: Priests keep their minds off of sex via endless games of "One Potato, Two Potato."	JurassicPork: "My child, have you ever seen a man of the cloth without the cloth?"

Nyssa23: "What's the church's position on S&M?" "Well, dominant, I suppose."	MadSigntist: All the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten his tiny, choirboy stained hands.	RodRocket: "You don't understand, Betty. God WANTS me to touch your hoots."

Buffoon: "Well, that sounds like fun, but where are we gonna find a rabbi, two goats and a five-pound block of Velveeta?"	RodRocket: "It's so lonely in the rectory! I'm the only straight priest there!"	GizM: "She died in the water. That's where the fish live."