Indo's Caption Menagerie, 2004 Edition

The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

Page 15

CT - 1/27/2004 8:56PM (EST)

holenozone:
"With heightned security and terrorist alerts, Smokey The Bear is now authorized to use extreme force if campfires aren't extinguished properly." holenozone:
To the Royal Typewriter Company, your newfangled printing machine is slower than writing things out by hand. It weighs 75lbs, fell in my lap, now I'm Sterile. holenozone:
" Ya know miss, If I press a button on that plaque with the bass on it, it comes to life and sings ' Take me to the river '.


Generik: "Uhh... Jenny? Is that... how shall I put this... Is that... morning wood I see you sporting?" "Just glad to see you, Paul." (Weird!)	joe678: "All proceeds from this ad will be donated to the Kirby Grant Rolling In His Grave Fund. As you probably know, he was hit by the flying Nabisco emblem...."	gleeb: Hot Tyne Daly talk! Call now!


UnReality: "...of unending torment. But enough about the rest of the Sci-Fi Channel lineup..." (gleeb! 144!)	144b: Where you too can get more screwed by a multimedia monster.	UnReality: "The Cambot Show, starring Cambot, written and produced by Cambot, directed by Cambot. With special appearance by Cambot. A Miller-Boyett production." (Mel!)


GlitterRock: "Hi. I was touched by a Moldy...." (hi UnReal, Amon, okie, 144b, gleeb, Meldrick, JPork, TVGM!)	144b: Well, that's the last time I use Tom Servo as a bong.	GizM: "Drink your Kool-Aid, Tom. It's time."

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holenozone: "With heightned security and terrorist alerts, Smokey The Bear is now authorized to use extreme force if campfires aren't extinguished properly."	holenozone: To the Royal Typewriter Company, your newfangled printing machine is slower than writing things out by hand. It weighs 75lbs, fell in my lap, now I'm Sterile.	holenozone: " Ya know miss, If I press a button on that plaque with the bass on it, it comes to life and sings ' Take me to the river '.