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Bill O'Reilly comes out, screaming about the Patriot Act... |
"You start reachin' for a man's crotch, you damn well better finish the job, mister!" (howdy) |
WANTS MOMMY TO WIPE HIS ASS WITH CHARMIN |
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Well, I demand more explosions and thongs... |
"Oil's fine, but you got a mother-in-law stuck in your fan...." (hey mo) |
"I want the cookie...*ZAP!* Owwww! I want the cookie.....*ZAP!* Dammit! I want....." |
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Not to be confused with the American Petroleum Jelly Institute, who are just a bunch of jerk-offs. |
The very spot where Troy MacGreggor said, "Rowsdower!" |
Claiming there isn't enough racial diversity in trees, the ACLU begins planting Afro Maples...(nite rick) |
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" My agent told me that if I hosted a show on Sci-Fi, I'd get to date Shannon Doherty. LIES! " |
future home of the majority of corporate CEO's. |
"....what is, things you'll never see on Michael Jacksons computer? " |
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