The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

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All_Moatas_All_The_Time: "You know, Mary. If I were more PC, I couldn't tell you that you have a nice ass. Just something to think about."	All_Moatas_All_The_Time: No, its not PC to say 'enriched', because of the unfairness of wealth we now say 'Moneitarly enabled'	MirandaRamsey: "Tell her she has a nice ass and she'll respect your ass way more than if you tell her she has a nice brain."

All_Moatas_All_The_Time: "Yeah, I told Mary that she has a sweet looking ass, then she kneed me. Please, call an ambulance."	Meldrick: The money shot, or in this case, the bread shot.	All_Moatas_All_The_Time: How can Capitalists even think of bread when there are starving children in the world?? Oh well, pass me some butter, will ya?

All_Moatas_All_The_Time: When I see a pack of hamburger buns beside hamburger, suddenly the world makes sense to me again	All_Moatas_All_The_Time: Hank likes to call his married piece of ass, 'DangerKitty' 'cos he knows if they get caught, he's dead	DangerKitty: "Had this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go- like my bedroom or the backseat of my car."

All_Moatas_All_The_Time: Stealing bikes is just one of the rewarding things you can do when you're 'Bakery Delivery Man..an...an..'	DangerKitty: "Say it says here that 60% of all women like to be nicknamed "DangerKitty"."	Billy_Zoom: Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system???