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"We are the Borg. Your Jehovah's Witnesses will be assimilated. You will never know the difference." |
"I can't believe what awful things he said about me on my Livejournal! I took his lying ass right off my friends list!" |
Finally. A helpline for people who can't friggin' make up their minds what to order at fast food joints. |
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"So the computer programmer said, 'That was no pocket protector, that was my wife!'" |
"Dear 'Life in These United States': You'll never believe what the dog just did to the mailman..." |
Anything's good if it sits on a Ritz. Mmmmm!! Good cracker! |
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The Republican Party is having another recruiting drive! |
Halliburton Uber Alles! |
"Hey, Hank, pull over. I think we're still draggin part of that QuikPhoto that you hit." |
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Dude, is that a military-issue bong? |
OR... Another successful day of Operation 420. |
and their sense of rhythm |
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