The Official
Indomitus's Caption This! Menagerie
2004

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Indomitus: *bzzt* "What is... two used tampons on the floor of the white room from THX1138?" *ding-ding!* CORRECT!	vwmech: No autograph seekers? Don't you bloody people in the Midwest ever see my films?	TrezKu: And to Cornelius' despair, Fifi turned on him and ate his feet.

DoktorD: If the heavy water rehydrates this beef at the proper rate, we'll have no need for highly enriched uranium!	porpoise: "This came outa me", thought Gunther.	TyranosaurisRex: and this little baby will dehydrate a side of beef in less than 48 hours.

TyranosaurisRex: Gallant always washes his hand before drawing a map. Goofus does not.	DoktorD: Sending to headquarters: P-R-O-B-E-S S-U-C-C-E-S-S-F-U-L L-A-R-G-E V-E-I-N O-F D-E-H-Y-D-R-A-T-E-D B-E-E-F	TyranosaurisRex: Yesterday this Sumo wrestling camp received a shipment of dehydrated beef. Today they received a shipment of toilet paper.

gleeb: Our geologists have detected a dehydrated beef reservoir of immense proportions! Our nation's protein needs are safe! (well, nighty-night, folks)	DoktorD: "What are the signs like, Tim?" "Hard to read, Sam. There's been dehydrated beef here. Maybe an entire herd. But how long ago I can't tell."	TyranosaurisRex: Haliburton was contracted to pop this zit on Rosie O'Donnel's ass.