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"Mr. Sulu... Take us to ... Warp... Factor Three and... Plot a.. course to Friction... Annies Fun... Palace!" |
" Patty watches as the two trapped crawfish battle to the death in her Barbie Dream House." |
"Mom, what the hell are you doing to me! My regular coffee was prescription strength!" (Hey DO!) |
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From pot to piss without even passing through your liver, now that's what I call progress! |
Wow, honey, this is so strong I can barely discern the arsenic bitterness! |
"So then it doesn't taste soapy or rancid to you...?" |
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"Double-jointed, you say? Hmm..." |
"Starbucks: reminding you that even infants need coffee, too." |
I haven't seen flatalence like that since Chris Farley was at Spago's |
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"Why don't you go check the pipes, meathead?" |
.oO(oh, geez, here we go with the "bite your head off" routine again. I'll have teeth marks for a week.) |
"Hey Ted, ya wanna close your pants? You're causing a glare on the camera lens." |
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