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HALT! NO ONE GETS PAST THE TOY ARMY MAN CHECKPOINT! |
Introducing the 2004 Jeep™ Invader. Four-wheel-drive and space inside for 25 fully equipped space aliens. |
The 'SPECIAL THANKS' include wall shackles and cattle prods |
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Fear me, for I am phil, ruler of all HECK! (giant spoon is offscreen) |
Goes from 0 to 60 in 3.4 mailboxes. |
"Behold my bad acting!" |
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"good evening and welcome to this, the first gathering of the d&d extremists. now, take your 20-sided die in your right hand and repeat after me..." |
"My wife will kill me if I look!" |
I see the mouth moving, but all I hear is "blah blah blah... I'm a talentless dirty slut... blah blah blah... Mallrats was good... blah blah blah" |
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and we all know what that means: "quality" (just passing through b4 bedtime, g'night) |
"Are those reeces peeces, young earthling?" |
"Okay, time to throw these leftovers away..." |
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